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Title: Posted on: Thursday, November 03, 2005
Selamat hari raya to all!!!!! hello hello hello! oh btw my lovely sis, mum just happened to remember abt the joke when i asked her sum riddles.. :P Once there were twin brothers named Jack and Jim. Jack was married and Jim was single but is a proud owner of a dilapidated old boat. Disaster struck them both on the same day. Jack's wife died and Jim's boat sank. A few days later, Jim met a friend on the street who mistook him for Jack and offered his sympathies saying, "You must feel terrible" Jim replied "Oh not really, She was an old wreck from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like a dead fish. The first time I got in her, she made water faster than anything I have seen. There was a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front. The hole got bigger everytime I used her and she leaked like crazy. But what finished her was those 5 guys I know who borrowed her. I told them she was not very good but they said they would take a chance with her anyhow. So I rented her out. The crazy fools tried to get into her all at once and it was too many for her." At this point, the friend fainted. The End..hahahaha

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