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Posted on: Monday, March 05, 2007
03.03.07
The Nikah
by AyuRina

On a bright windy saturday morning, I was awokened by my nenek's fart machine. The sound was as worst as a nuclear bomb. I got up feeling drowsy due to the tiredness and the neverending painting of my room, but good enough i managed to finish it on time.
As you can see below, these are the hantaran things that my bro will be exchanging it with the bride. Credit goes to ME, Sha, My aunts, my bro-in-law sister, my sister and my neighbour cik nor.

This beruk here is my brother, the groom. He's actually fair and handsome, but he made himself look dark cos..well shall not mention. Everyone thinks he's still a kid. Cos they seldom see him. For goodness sake, he's freaking 27 this year. Everyone was shocked to hear abt his marriage. But well who cares anyway. And that's my room by the way.

My brother gets the approval from my parents and my grandma before setting off to the bride's house. Look at him, so fat and boncet. Tu la..panggil orang gemok kan..sendiri tak sedar..pui!

By the way the one in green is not my brother ok. But people has been mistaken them for siblings last time. He's actually my cuzzin lar. Ok..now the groom is panicking and being nervous cos at the same time he was trying to tell me that he sumhow forgot to bring his IC. Me on the other hand panic like wad till i vomit. But in the end he msg me telling me there's no need to send the IC. &^@#%&^@%$!!!.. My anxious uncle looking at the watch. Cant wait more for the kadi to arrive in this case its uztaz mahfizam. My another uncle's good friend.

The bride, a teacher now at RI(i think i must find a bf who is a teacher or sumwhat related so i can complete the set of teachers in my family..argh!..i dun wan can!), is waiting nervously inside her room. Her room is nice la wahlao. But, i think the hantaran i made much more better and presentable la kan. kekekeke

The kadi came, and as you can see below, my brother tengah mantain cool la. But deep down his boncet belly, he's shaking. And goddamit, he has to repeat twice cos got one uncle from the bride side say cannot hear. My cuzzin two meters away can hear what my brother say but why cant this uncle. Go clean your ears la uncle.

"Aku nikahkan dikau dengan nor....... bte ......d dengan mas kahwinnya gelang emas blablabla.."

Signing the certificate of marriage. See his stupid face. Happy la sumbody.
Now the kadi gets the bride to sign the cert. If she never sign means its not been approved la..DUH
See his stupid face again. Now he's putting on the gelang on her hand as a tanda that she's taken and that gelang is HERS!
Wait a minute. I still can't believe this human is married. How can?? Ok. Now he kissing her on the forhead because the cameraman ask him to do so, if not, maybe he wud be french kissing her instead.
Posing with the certificate of marriage. Anyway, who designed that cert har? Can change the design the next time i get married anot? Why bluish green/turqoise? Make it black with red fonts la..wah..dream on la rina.
Showing off the duit hantaran he gave to the girl. Ya ya only la 8k. What if i tell him the money that i slot it in there was a fake one and i had already spent it on my stuff?

And they live happily ever after. See HIS FACE! mcm nak mintak kene tumbuk je..hehehe



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